I'm the kind of guy a girl takes home to mom Pleated khaki pants, and cologne that's the bomb [You sure smell purdy] Shake her dad's hand Look him in the eye And tell him straight up, I'm just a regular guy [I'll have her home by 9, sir]
I'm a regular guy who stays out of trouble [Let me get that for you, Ma'am] A regular guy who says Ma'am on the double [Let me get that for you, Ma'am] I'm a regular guy, just like Dawson's Creek A regular guy, just don't call me a geek A geek, yeah
But sometimes I remember what got me here It was fighting, and cussing [Back off, I'm in a boy band!] And showing no fear
[Allright. I have to calm down? All right.]]
I watch Jay Leno [He's funny], 7th Heaven too And I sometimes ask myself what would Jesus do [Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change] I'm buds with my mom, and hang out with my dad [He's my buddy] I play everything safe so I'll never be sad
I'm a regular guy who stays out of trouble [Let me get that for you, Ma'am] A regular guy who says Ma'am on the double [I'm on it] I'm a regular guy, just like Dawson's Creek A regular guy, just don't call me a geek A geek, yeah
[Don't push me!] Dammit, sometimes I wanna smash things up Jacked up, and wrapped up [I'm in a boy band! A boy band!] And have to pee in a cup
I'm a regular guy who stays out of trouble [I don't want any trouble.] A regular guy who says Ma'am on the double [I know the answer, sir!] I'm a regular guy, just like Dawson's Creek A regular guy, just don't call me a geek A geek, yeah