Mother doesnÕt go out any more Just sits at home and rolls her spastic eyes But every weekend through the door Come words of wisdom from the world outside
If you want to know about the bishop and the actress If you want to know how to be a star If you want to know about the stains on the matress You can read it in the Sunday papers, Sunday papers
MotherÕs wheelchair stays out in the hall Why should she go out when the TVÕs on Whatever moves beyond these walls SheÕll know the facts when Sunday comes along
If you want to know about the man gone bonkers If you want to know how to play guitar If you want to know about the other suckers You can read it in the Sunday papers, read it in the Sunday papers
Sunday papers donÕt ask no questions Sunday papers donÕt get no lies Sunday papers donÕt raise objection Sunday papers donÕt got no eyes
BrotherÕs heading that way now I guess He just read something made his face turn blue Well I got nothing against the press They wouldnÕt print it if it wasnÕt true
If you want to know about the gay politician If you want to know how to drive your car If you want to know about the new sex position You can read it in the Sunday papers, read it in the Sunday papers
Sunday papers donÕt ask no questions Sunday papers donÕt get no lies Sunday papers donÕt raise objection Sunday papers donÕt got no eyes
Sunday papers donÕt ask no questions Sunday papers donÕt get no lies Sunday papers donÕt raise objection Sunday papers donÕt got no eyes